emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

Therapy

noahismyname:

Personally I don’t believe FTMS or MTFS should have to see a therapist for chest surgery especially when a girl can walk up to a surgeon off the streets with A cups and walk away with D’s and nobody questions their sanity

woodmeat:

deveninatechnicolordreamcoat:

if a girl told you her pussy was waxed, then asked you to eat it, what
is
the
correct
response
 ???

the correct response is u close your eyes put your hands together and say your damn grace

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.